Here are the biographies of Emily's role models

please observe in awe

Jesus

please see The Bible

Peppa Pig

Peppa Pig is a celebrity and a huge idol of mine. When I grow up, I want to be Peppa Pig. Peppa Pig has all sorts of fun adventures with Susie Sheep and her little brother George. I know an annoying little pig named George as well. Because of this, I am practically Peppa Pig. All I need to do now is to develop a British accent and befriend a little whistling sheep. Also, I need to become a pig, but I should be able to overcome that mishap in absolutely no time at all. Overall, I highly admire Peppa Pig as a role model and mother-figure (other than my own mother).

The Bee from The Bee Movie

The Bee from The Bee Movie is named Barry the Bee. He is so cool that even his name is alliterated. He buzzes around all day and uses honey as hand soap. I wish I could use honey as hand soap, but here I am stuck using regular hand soap like a loser . I have decided that when I grow up and I am a pig (like Peppa), I will use honey as hand soap and dish soap. Therefore, I will actually be cooler than Barry. What a dream. What. A. Dream.

Weezer

Weezer is a band. They do covers on old songs. They all look like pretty nice people. I'm a huge fan.

Bill Nye

Bill Nye is a scientist/god. I, for one, greatly appreciate his work. Bill not only has a cool show which I have linked to his face on the previous page, but he also is overall a very intelligent person. One day, when the aliens are invading Earth (which one can only presume is pretty darn soon), I want Bill Nye on my side. That way he can obliterate every alien in sight with his laser eyes and army of elementary school science teachers.

Pewdiepie (RIP)

Although Pewdiepie lost to T-Series, he did so with courage and overall, fortitude. Not only this, but he is Swedish which makes him dope.

Giraffes

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The giraffe's chief distinguishing characteristics are its extremely long neck and legs, its horn-like ossicones, and its distinctive coat patterns. It is classified under the family Giraffidae, along with its closest extant relative, the okapi. Its scattered range extends from Chad in the north to South Africa in the south, and from Niger in the west to Somalia in the east. Giraffes usually inhabit savannahs and woodlands. Their food source is leaves, fruits and flowers of woody plants, primarily acacia species, which they browse at heights most other herbivores cannot reach. They may be preyed on by lions, leopards, spotted hyenas and African wild dogs. Giraffes live in herds of related females and their offspring, or bachelor herds of unrelated adult males, but are gregarious and may gather in large aggregations. Males establish social hierarchies through "necking", which are combat bouts where the neck is used as a weapon. Dominant males gain mating access to females, which bear the sole responsibility for raising the young.

The giraffe has intrigued various cultures, both ancient and modern, for its peculiar appearance, and has often been featured in paintings, books, and cartoons. It is classified by the International Union for Conservation of Nature as Vulnerable to extinction, and has been extirpated from many parts of its former range. Giraffes are still found in numerous national parks and game reserves but estimations as of 2016 indicate that there are approximately 97,500 members of Giraffa in the wild. More than 1,600 were kept in zoos in 2010.

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Giraffe indeed.